Snuggie's Pal June Trip Report
Posted 24 January 2007 - 05:53 AM
All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go. I'm leavin' on a jet plane bound for Orlando, FL. On this vacation, I will have hit every single Disney theme park. The flight went off without any problems, the Mears shuttle was prompt & efficient, and the hotel I stayed at was very accomodating.
And this was the hotel that I stayed at. Now I know what you're thinking, "Why didn't you stay at a Disney hotel?" Simple answer, friend: I'm Catholic. And being Catholic, I am required to attend some kinda Catholic Church, and the only one that's the most convenient was Mary Queen of the Universe Shrine on Vineland Avenue. It's just up the road from the Fairfield just before Orlando Premium Outlet. This was the Church organization that operated out of Disney's Polynesian Resort, but since Disney doesn't like religion on its property, they sought worship at the Shrine. But this is not a topic for discussion on this board, so let's move on:
Being in Florida, there aren't that many places to travel on foot. Maybe just to 7-Eleven or a gift shop...
Yeah, you could eat there too, but I opted for a Bennigan's because it was right near the Walgreens where I picked up new earbuds for my iPod (left originals at home ). Maybe I'll eat there someday.
Hey, where are you going? Don't you want to hear what I did on my vacation? This is just the setup. It gets better! I promise.
My first day takes me to Disney's Animal Kingdom. You may be wondering why this is so because animals do not interest me much.
Really, they don't interest me.
Seriously, what could you possibly find that is interesting in that?
Are we done here? Can we go on to the real reason why I wanted to visit AK first?
Now we're talking. Expedition Everest was the first Fastpass ride that I got upon entering the park. After riding this, I heard someone make a comment that it was a total letdown. You don't see the Yeti much on it, the movie was better (???) I thought it was cool.
The next place I visited was Dinoland USA. These are areas of the park that I've never been to before in this park. It's cute, but Dinosaur makes a better ride than Primeval Whirl. And in this part of the park were a juggling act that they don't mention in the guidebook. I forget the name, but they have something to do with painting. They were funny.
After the first rainfall I had experienced at Disney covered the park in sogginess, I was fortunate to catch the Jammin' Jungle Parade. My mother likes this one because of the highly decorated and uniquely designed puppet floats like this one:
Meanwhile, I like the parade itself.
Behold, the grand primate!
Doesn't she look cute?
Simon says: Hop on one foot.
That's my doge!
Look at me! I am tall!
Yes, he is all he's quacked up to be. Now stop with that corny pun!
Not the best shot of Mickey there, but hey! There was a real challenge trying to take still photos of a moving parade. Video is more acclimated to a parade like this.
Needless to say, I did not have the time to have dinner at the Rainforest cafe. It would have been crowded with all those people getting off of Everest, not to mention I would have missed my bus going back to the hotel. And you do need wheels to get around the property. With the exception of the Downtown Disney area, Disney has no pedestrian walkways at all. And if you're off property, you are going to have to pay for shuttles.
Well, I wanted to be near a church.
It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out where I headed next. The main draws here are Soarin' and Mission Space. I managed to fit in Spaceship Earth in between the two attractions. Hey, with a ten-minute wait time between rides, how could I turn that down?
Epcot is best when it rains because of the many indoor exhibits that folks can take cover indoors from the rain. You have Innoventions, Club Cool, The Land, The Living Seas, Journey into Imagination, and many other things.
Epcot is also home to the May Flower & Garden Show, where the landscaping aspect of the park takes center stage in these special topiaries. Aren't they beautiful?
Now this is a gorgeous stained glass window of the Beauty and the Beast story, and on the other side of it is where you can actually meet Belle and Beast. I've already met them on a past trip, but that didn't stop me from running into a family whom I had already met in Future World. I would meet the same family at the gates of World Showcase Lagoon for Illuminations. You'd think they were following me. It was so weird.
No, Jasmine didn't fall on hard times and started dancing for money. This is the live entertainment available at the Marakesh restaurant in Morocco. That's where I ate for dinner. I haven't eaten there in a while, and though it wasn't my first choice for dining, I knew there was a reason why I wanted to eat here. This pic is not the reason. Really, it isn't.
By now you've realized that I've arrived at the Magic Kingdom: The world of fantasy for kids and kids at heart, but mostly for the loud, whiny, obnoxious kids and the disciplinary parents who have to pay for everything else except souveniers that the kids want that they don't. You don't see these types in the commercials, which makes it all very misleading. Mostly it's the parents fault for feeding the kids artifical coloring & flavoring to make them hyper and then waking them up early and keeping them up late on vacation to make them even more cranky.
MK has this opening ceremony that is reminiscent of The Music Man. I don't know who came up with this idea, but it looks amusing.
Now here's a very rare sight, particularly for those who do not schedule their castle meals 6 MONTHS IN ADVANCE FROM THE DAY YOU PLAN TO EAT THERE. Fortunately for me, they just let me use the restroom.
Yeah, yeah, we know. Capt. Jack Sparrow makes his grand debut on my birthday. I've already done the birthday thing at MK. To take another vacation to Disney right after the last one just to experience a mobbed ride is insane and costly.
So I get a chance to check out the Stitch attraction in Tomorrowland, and I do have to admit, it is kind of a letdown. But the kids will definitely like it.
And speaking of kids, here is absolute proof that MK is definitely for kids. They play kids games before the parade. The cast members seem to enjoy playing these schoolyard activites despite the fact that they're old enough to be in college. At least they invited all the "old people" to join in the Hokey-Pokey. Unfortunately, nobody asked me to join in the Hokey-Pokey.
Finally, the parade kicks off with Walt himself creating the character that will one day rule a major entertainment empire.
Yep, it all started with a mouse, all right. A mouse that hates my guts.
And there's his army making its "security sweep".
Have you ever had any strings on you?
"I have, and look what happened to me."
Okay, so Snow White has her own Character Meeting room in ToonTown, but the dwarves do not? Not only do I not understand this logic, but it's going to be a major disappointment for the office worker who likes the Seven Dwarves.
If I rub the Aladdin globe, do I get a wish?
I wonder if the Disney company realizes that real pirates were nothing more than just indentured servants who were rebelling against their rulers? Is that the kind of thing they want to market to boys?
Hey, Queenie, what do you want to do tonight? Try to take over the world?
You want me to give up my WHAT for a date with Ariel?!?
A Character Boss once told me that MK has the most characters than any place within WDW. This must be where they all are.
Now here's an interesting interaction. The parade characters can actually pick out individual faces out in crowds, and Wendy here noticed my pins. I wasn't sure what she said exactly, but I do know that Ariel liked my pins as well. Might there have been a connection between the two?
So the girls and young women get Princesses to admire, the boys get pirates. Where does that leave folks like me (besides at the front gate)?
Didn't these characters have their own parade globes?
So that's it for the 3:00 parade. I had some more time to kill, so I visited the Storytime theater and did not get picked to play the Beast (how DOES she do it?), rode the Haunted Mansion, and ate at the Liberty Tree Tavern (pics in a different post). After Liberty Tree Tavern, which was ironically the only Character meal in the park that was availabe at 7:50 PM, I stepped right outside and found a perfect spot for Spectromagic. Unfortunately, I didn't get very clear pics. Not even with my digital camera.
Let's stroll along Hollywood Boulevard to the giant Sorcerer Mickey hat of Disney-MGM Studios. This is the site for Disney's east coast movie and television production studios. I don't know if it's still used for that purpose, but the highlight here is pure entertainment promotions, be it from Walt Disney Pictures, ABC, and its subsidiaries.
I didn't really take as many photos as I would have liked to have since most of these attractions are "camera-unfriendly", and rain ruined it all, especially for the 5:30 parade that wasn't. My main target was the hilarious street performers, the Citizens of Hollywood, and my mission was to capture them on video for the purposes of showcasing their antics on YouTube I did manage to get Fastpasses for the Rock & Roller Coaster and Tower of Terror, two of the must-see attractions in MGM.
This is another of the must-see attractions. I tried going to the Muppets, but they were experiencing technical difficulties. I can tell you that when you enter, you see a door with a sign that says "Key is under mat". I have not been able to confirm this, but it's apparently true.
New York Street has been around like forever, but San Francisco is brand spanking new, and the location for Kim Possible. It used to be the home of the Hunchback of Notre Dame stage show until it's demise in 2004, and with it its accompanying characters. I never did get the rest of their autographs except for Phoebus.
This was about as close as I could get to the Cars characters. Plywood cutouts inside the Animation attraction. You know, the place where they had an actual studio with actual artists using traditional hand-drawn animation tools before Eisner @#%$ it all up. One of the things they do have is kiosks that let you see which Disney character you're most like, coloring stations, and voice dubbing. And at the tail end of it, they teach you how to draw an actual Disney character. I drew Donald Duck... again.
As I mentioned before, the Parade was rained out, so I went to dinner early at the Sci-Fi Dine-in where I had an item that was not on their menu: a bacon cheeseburger. They really do this. The funny thing about it though, it was served not by my "carhop", but by a uniformed server. I didn't understand it either, but my server Ali was very friendly and accomodating. I gave her twice the tip than what was normally acceptable.
After dinner, it stopped raining, and I headed over to Fantasmic to end my day. I realize that I did not get to see alot of stuff at the Studios due to the weather and my on-the-fly plans, but I hope that my next vacation will be more complete. In fact, since my plane didn't leave until 10:00 the next day, I could have bought myself another admission and experience the stuff that I didn't experience before, but I didn't want to chance coming back late to the hotel. Those Mears buses really stick to their schedule.
So what did I do with my remaining day?
So there I was, walking along S.R. 535, expecting to check out the CrossRoads of Lake Buena Vista (which BTW has absolutely NOTHING except food outlets and a few odd shops not relating to Disney), when I look across the street and find...
TA-DAH! WALT DISNEY WORLD RESORT GATES!
It turns out that this is the gatewy to the Downtown Disney area hotels, sort of like the Good Neighbor Hotels near the property without being on the property, only these hotels are on the property (Does that make any sense?).
It's over here where we can find Downtown Disney Marketplace, Pleasure Island, and the West Side shopping & entertainment complex.
The World of Disney store has gone through alot of changes, including the Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique for girls which made me nauseous from across the Princess section.
For the boys, they've marketed the Pirates brand which doesn't interest me. Not even on a historical level. I know they were indentured servants who rebelled against their masters, but Disney isn't going to tell you this.
Over on the West side, DisneyQuest costs you money just to walk in and look around, Virgin Megastore sells everything at Full Price, and the Rainforest Cafe over by Marketplace beats out Planet Hollywood in everything. The only place I can see doing well by me is the AMC theaters, where I began my job search. I stayed there for a month because I did not have a driver's license, and the bus system SUCKS SEA MONKEYS!
The Downtown Disney area doesn't warrant a full day experience, so I spent that walking along S.R. 535 up until where it becomes Apopka-Vineland Road, then turned back. I don't recommend walking the pedestrian walkways of Orlando as the store buildings are too few and far between, and the heat is rather unbearable. I could have spent the rest of the day at the hotel pool, but I had already checked out, and my luggage was already stowed away. Besides, what's the fun of swimming if you have nobody to join you? So I just hung out, paid for the Internet stations in the lobby while waiting for the Mears shuttle to pick me up for the airport.
So what did I think of my little flight to Florida? I can tell you that sit-down dining does cost less for one than it is for two, but there's not really anyone to talk with while waiting for your meal. On the plus side, solo travel is liberating where you get to do what you like to do exactly how you like to do it. True, it's more fun to be with people, but it does take alot of courage to travel alone. Fortunately for me, I would find someone to travel with in October. She knows who she is. :wink:
Posted 24 January 2007 - 08:44 AM
Engaged July 17th, 2008 @ Sunset Point
3/3/09 - Sunset Point Wedding
Glenn is my hero!!
Posted 24 January 2007 - 02:46 PM
Glad to see you ate in Morocco. I ate there in September and thought it was great.
Posted 24 January 2007 - 06:28 PM
The Crossroads used you be REALLY popular about 5-8 years ago. The place used to be PACKED with shops and different things including an overstock Disney store. However, business died once tourism stopped, and it just keeps getting sadder and sadder. Jungle jims recently closed which has amazing burgers!
Engaged July 17th, 2008 @ Sunset Point
3/3/09 - Sunset Point Wedding
Glenn is my hero!!
Posted 24 January 2007 - 06:28 PM
If "not-so-great" meant lack of pedestrian walkway into the property, then yeah, that part was a bit of a bummer. On the other hand, they had some great Renaissance-like paintings on the walls.
Still wish they held their services at the Poly. It would make it alot more convenient for the vehicularly-challenged. :|
Posted 24 January 2007 - 08:00 PM