MGM Secret Santa - 2005
Posted 08 December 2005 - 04:28 PM
Santa needs a spell checker for Christmas. It's "ensure", not insure
Ho Ho Ho! Matthew here is funny! Too bad he's a jew, I'd have to put him on my naughty list.
Then buy him one Matt!
Merry Christmas Jeanne! I like your wit!
Santa, I want a rock n roller coaster for christmas. (it might be hard to wrap so dont worry about it)
That may break my back trying to fit that down your chimney. Maybe a toy one would do? I hear you've been a very good boy this year, Frank!
:Shoves Frank over: No Santa! I've been a lot nicer than Frank this year!
Now Now Dan, there is enough Santa to go around. I am jolly.
Santa, I want a T.J. for Christmas.
I'll see what I can do there, Micah! I see that you are on my nice list. Perhaps, I could arrange for you to run into T.J. on your next trip. I don't think the little children of the world would want Santa to get arrested for kidnapping. Merry Christmas!
You all better be behaving for me! Mrs. Claus sends her wishes from the North Pole!