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CM sayings and their translations

#1 User is offline   DisneyFreak1228 

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Posted 02 November 2003 - 05:41 PM

I found this on a website (I can't remember which one right now) and I set it as my away msgs on AIM.
Thought I'd share them with everyone, specifically Jillian :lol:

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Disney CM:
"I need you to step out of the planter, please."
Translation:
What the ^%$and?$@ are you doing in there?!?!

Disney CM:
"No flash photography please."
Translation:
It's not worth taking pictures of.

Disney CM:
"Rows 1 and 2."
Translation:
Go stand over there.

Disney CM:
"Yes, I do work here."
Translation:
What tipped you off, genius? The nametag or the dorky costume?

Disney CM:
"Excuse us please."
Translation:
If you don't move, a 1-ton cart will run you over.

Disney CM:
"I'm sorry the attraction did not meet with your expectations."
Translation:
Bite Me.

Disney CM:
"The nearest restrooms are right there."
Translation:
See that big sign right in front of your face that says RESTROOMS in bold letters? It's right under that.

Disney CM:
"These 3-D glasses will impair your normal vision."
Translation:
They look goofy if you wear them outside, and we get in trouble if anyone sees you with them.

Disney CM:
"Thank you."
Translation:
Go away.

Disney CM:
"We will have to hold our position here for a few more minutes."
Translation:
The submarine in front of ours is on fire and if we move forward, we will be too.

Disney CM:
"No, I'm sorry, the Tazmanian Devil is not a Disney Character and therefore is not available for pictures in our park."
Translation:
You're an idiot.


Alright, Jillian, time to fess up. How often does this kind of stuff run through your mind? :wink: :)
*Leslie Ivette*
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#2 User is offline   David 

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Posted 02 November 2003 - 06:40 PM

See I don't think I'd ever be able to work at Disney or any theme park for that matter because I'd end up saying stuff like that.
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Posted 02 November 2003 - 11:11 PM

DisneyFreak1228 said:

I found this on a website (I can't remember which one right now) and I set it as my away msgs on AIM.
Thought I'd share them with everyone, specifically Jillian :)

Quote

Disney CM:
"Yes, I do work here."
Translation:
What tipped you off, genius? The nametag or the dorky costume?

Disney CM:
"Excuse us please."
Translation:
If you don't move, a 1-ton cart will run you over.

Disney CM:
"The nearest restrooms are right there."
Translation:
See that big sign right in front of your face that says RESTROOMS in bold letters? It's right under that.

Disney CM:
"Thank you."
Translation:
Go away.


Alright, Jillian, time to fess up. How often does this kind of stuff run through your mind? :wink: :lol:


:lol: These four, at least once a week :D although my cart isn't a 1 ton one, it's still heavy and I still think that one ;)

here is another one

Disney CM:
"Yes I know the prices"
Translation:
"WTF, of course I know the prices, I'm the one standing here selling the stuff aren't I? Do you think I make up prices on the spot as I feel like it?"

;)
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Posted 03 November 2003 - 03:38 PM

Tourists in general are annoying. NY tourists are the worst. :roll:
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